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一窝野蜂子(微言小说)

作者[孙守仁] 发表于[2011-8-27 3:23:00]


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一窝野蜂子(微言小说)
这是一窝在山野树林里野惯了的野蜂子,他们身上装置着一种有毒的箭,很具攻击性,据说七箭可致人死命,当地人都叫他们长脚佬。因为无法和谐相处的缘故,长脚佬给人类的印象就很差,远不及蜜蜂得宠。但长脚佬中却也有出类拔萃的,身材窈窕的蜜儿丫丫便是其中的一只,那眼,那脚,那腰,那舞,那哼,简直就不像只蜂子,若画在画里的美人头上,敢说就是一绝。

一天清早,蜜儿丫丫正在一片树叶上练功,不经意间就发现了山下的这座小城,她忽然就对这座小城无限羡慕起来。她想:我们如何要在这风吹雨淋的鬼地方住啊?凭什么就你们人类灯红酒绿高楼大厦啊?不行,这格局必须打破,我们蜂类也该胆子再大一点,思想再解放一点,进城进城,与人共舞。蜜儿丫丫特会煽情,几句话就把她的那班姊妹说得心里痒痒,于是乎吵吵嚷嚷闹着要到城里住。当家的那两个老长脚佬早先也曾是风流无拘过的,抵不住丫丫们的闹腾,就决定开个进城会议安排部署要求强调一下方案和纪律。老长脚佬说,这次进城非同寻常,意义深远。我们必须弘扬高度的团队精神,绝不允许单兵作战呈个人英雄。现在就由蜜儿丫丫带一个侦察班为先锋,科学选择一个进可攻退可逃的战略要地,建好蜂巢,以牢牢把握制空权为第一要务。进城后要在人类面前装得象蜜蜂一样老实,做到人不犯我,绝不犯人,尽量行踪诡秘,力求瞒天过海。说完后老长脚佬又问有没有信心,蜜儿丫丫就领着她的姊妹们宣誓:到城里享福,不吃闷亏,绝不收兵。

蜜儿丫丫带着蜂子侦察班一连看了七八个地方,都不满意。她对蜂伴们说,你们要多留个心眼,绝对要找一个没有任何安全隐患的地方。这时,一只只有半边脸的蜂子忽然用脚尖一指说,快看那里怎样。蜂伴们都说好,就催蜜儿丫丫拿主意。蜜儿丫丫观察了好半天,高兴得用右翅膀拍了一下屁股,说,地方真是个绝妙的地方,独门独楼,像个机关,后依山,前临街,闹中取静,真世外蜂源也。说着,左屁股一摆,命令蜂伴们进入实地勘测。结果也十分理想,大楼里依稀十来人进出,并且除了几个男的外,其余都是女的。

蜜儿丫丫决定将蜂巢安在大楼顶层防雨板下的第9个窗户之间。在蜂子的数学里,9是大吉大利的象征。同时,蜜儿丫丫观察发现,这个窗户的活页窗帘经常只拉到一半以上,里面只有一个人在那里正襟危坐,看上去像个比较好欺负的老实人。屋里较空荡,一个书柜放书,一张办公桌上放台电脑和一个夹子,夹子上写着“何德九”。蜜儿丫丫心想,可能不是“活得久”就是“喝得酒”的意思吧,好兆头。

这窝野蜂子开始了他们浪漫而温馨的城里生活。不问窗外事的何德九却是浑然不觉,蜂巢就顺利建设得像个小饭碗了。蜜儿丫丫似乎也随环境的变化变得温顺温柔起来。她向老长脚佬建议,把姊妹们组织起来进行新的素质培训。她说,我们要有长远打算,把这个小饭碗建成一个铁饭碗。她说这话的时候,顺便对着窗户的蓝色玻璃当镜子,在下眼皮下面涂了一点口红,显得踌躇满志。她甚至幻想着马上就要变成个美女,钻进窗户,在那何德九的脸上亲上一口,狠狠地调戏一番。

要不是突然停电,何德九是不会发现这窝野蜂子的。但何德九并没有声张,只是立即关紧了窗户。蜜儿丫丫很担心,躲在窗外角落偷看,眯一只左眼。却见何德九打开书柜,从里面拿出一个高高的瓶子,上面的字竟然一个也不认得。蜜儿丫丫想:躲在办公室里喝,真是喝得酒。怪不得坐机关的都能喝酒,原来是练出来的。

这回轮到何德九说话了。何德九摇了摇瓶子,盯着“超强灭害灵”几个字笑了笑,说,这是你们呆的地方吗?一窝野蜂子。

可惜了那个蜜儿丫丫……

(转自本人QQ空间)
 
 

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